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»»»»»»»» Oprah DNA Test, Spit Party – Here’s Oprah DNA Test by 23andMe…
Oprah featured these DNA tests by 23andMe — ones that tell you so much stuff about yourself, and your propensity to develop certain things.
I don’t know if I’d really do one of the DNA tests or “spit parties” that Oprah talked about, but I’d sure like to sell these 23andMe kits. But I don’t see them on Amazon.
The DNA tests were Time Magazine’s invention of the year.
It sounds fascinating.
So do the spit parties.
With wine…
November 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am
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November 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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November 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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November 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
23ANDME: ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SPIT?
Psst, you want eternal life?
On Sale Now: from Sergey and his wife.
All you need to do is pay
For them to own your DNA.
In return they’ll give you back
Information that you lack
Genetic risk for this and that:
You won’t know what you’re looking at.
Some of it will be plain wrong
Or else you knew it all along:
But you can bet they’ll make it pay
Now they have your DNA.
If you’re at risk of getting fat
You’ll soon be clicking on an ad:
There’s always something you can buy
To treat you so you will not die.
It’s personalised marketing:
The latest trend, the hottest thing.
If what they tell you isn’t true
Read the disclaimer: more fool you.
Then, when you spend your precious time
Searching journals, all online
The more you look, the more you’ll learn
How long you live depends on what you earn.
Suddenly you’ll understand
The science behind the business plan,
The secret of a longer life:
Oh yes, they have it, Sergey and his wife.
Remind me now, why did you pay
For them to own your DNA?
When you start to think it through,
Shouldn’t they be paying you?